16 Ways To Not Be A Worthless Dad On Your First Day Home With A New Baby

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Don’t be a worthless dad and turn the first day home into a party.

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We are Team No Guests on the first day home. But, we certainly understand how one or two trusted friends or family members can be useful! Do not, under any circumstances, invite anyone over before getting permission from your partner. Do not accept any offers of help before getting permission from your partner. It’s a big, overwhelming day, and too many cooks can spoil the soup. Keep it very simple, ask who she wants to be there, and respect those wishes. It’s better to piss off friends and family than your postpartum partner, we cannot stress that enough. Plus, more people equals more germs around your very vulnerable baby. Can’t have that!

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