Divorce Means No Babies For Kim Kardashian

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Kim Kardashian married NBA player Kris Humphries ages ago. Well, 72 days ago. Which is around 12 years in Hollywood time. TMZ is now reporting that she’s filed for divorce. If those two crazy kids can’t make it, who can, you know?

Back in the days when she was only engaged (June), she showed off her finely tuned ability to manipulate the press by discussing her baby plans. Asked if she wanted little Humphries afoot, she said:

“I hope so, I really hope so. Maybe by the end of the year. I’m so excited, waiting for my new life to start.”

But, she clarified: “Well, I won’t have [a baby] by the end of the year, but maybe we’ll start trying by the end of the year. After the wedding.”

But if they’re divorcing in October, that would indicate that baby making would not be happening in November or December.

Oh well, I’m sure the next $10 million just-for-television wedding will result in a happier marriage and a gaggle of little Kardashians who can grow up in their momma’s footsteps, reality tv style.

I think this news about the divorce is good, though. Maybe Kim Kardashian can get the “me” time she really needs and deserves now.

Also, am I cynical for believing that this was the plan all along? That Kardashian is so good at the reality TV thing that she knew she could make big bucks off of the engagement, wedding and divorce? I am cynical. But am I right? Inquiring minds want to know.