40 Dirty Jokes You Never Noticed In Disney Movies
a pig affair
Muppets: Treasure Island brings us the muppets on a high seas adventure. Miss Piggy, always one to err on the side of drama, plays the pirate lady Benjamina Gunn. While talking to Kermit’s character, Benjamina admits to a relationship with famed pirate Captain Flint. He asks her, “You and Captain Flint?” She says in response, “Well, he was a pirate and I was a lady…you know the story.” We do. We’ve seen a hundred versions of it on covers of paperback romances. However, trying to imagine Miss Piggy in place of the scantily clad heroine on said cover is a bit disturbing. We wonder how Fabio would feel about the swap.