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All These Craigslist Dudes Are Looking For Sexy Pregnancy Sex

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pregnantsexPregnant women are sexy. They are beautiful. I think most of us can agree with that. I felt sexy when I was pregnant and I felt I looked sexy and I loved my body during that time. Because I am married, when I was pregnant I wasn’t looking for other men to find me attractive, I was more concerned with finding cupcakes. I often think about women who are pregnant and single, and what dating must be like for those that choose to go on dates when pregnant, and whether or not they are meeting dudes who want a relationship or who are just INTO the idea of pregnant women. As a fetish. And I’m not trying to be all judge-y here, but that sorta creeps me out. If that is the basis of the attraction, then what happens after a pregnant woman has the baby? Does the guy just go find another pregnant woman to date? That’s why there is something sort of bizarrely refreshing (and creepy!) about reading Craigslist ads from dudes who wanna sex up pregnant women. For some reason, these guys just find women in the family way the sexiest, and wanna have sex with them.

Possible Compensation!

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Wine? Doesn’t this dude know that pregnant women can never, ever, have wine ever? Don’t tell KaeTay!

Twerking Friend! 

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Pulling A ‘Beyonce‘ Is OK 

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 Learn To Read, People! 

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Three months and two weeks? Why is this sorta racist dude getting all mathy about it?

Put On Your Tight Little Yoga Pants!  

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I love how this dude wants a pregnant girl or GIRLS. Like there are a mess of pregnant friends just hanging out who suddenly decide to have sex with some random Craigslist dude, before heading over to Babies ‘R Us to look at changing tables.

 Healthy Pregnancy 

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Ha! I hope someone contacts this dude and is all “I need prenatal vitamins and kale and rides to my OB/GYN appointments.”

New One To Me Lol

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This guy is obviously a Mommyish reader.

Intoxicating Hormones!

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Pro? Buys pregnant women delicious spicy food. Con? Creeps on his pregnant employees.

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