Courtney Stodden’s Mom: ‘My Daughter’s Too Sexy For Facebook!’

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Just when you thought it wasn’t possible, there’s a new mom in Tinseltown that’s making even the Dina Lohans of the world seem like model parents. I’m referring to Krista Keller, proud mother of 17-year-old Courtney Stodden (you know, the bleached-blond child bride who’s married to old man Doug Hutchison, 51).

We already know that Krista – who acts as Courtney and Doug’s manager – has exploited her daughter in various ways, from the couple’s publicity-stunt marriage to their new reality show currently in the works. (Gag.)

Now she’s making stupid comments about her daughter’s fan pages being yanked from Facebook for “inappropriate sexual conduct.” Here’s how she explains it to E! News:

“It’s the jealousy from the women towards her. The men love her, the women hate her.  The women report the photo because it’s so easy to do. You just click a button. They think she’s too sexy, they all report her together, and it’s done.

On any Facebook page, people can report it for inappropriate content. There is nothing on her page you wouldn’t find anywhere on Facebook!  She has never done any nudity.  Not a breast, not even a butt cheek. It’s just her in a bathing suit!

A lot of men and young girls love her page, but when the wives see their husbands on her page, they team up to get Courtney kicked off!

All the comments from the guys are really good, but the women just call her a slut and a whore. She’s just too sexy for Facebook!”

There is just so much wrong with this theory. I mean, really, does it not disturb Krista that these “husbands” are checking out her 17-year-old daughter’s fan page in the first place? What exactly does she think the men are doing when they view images of her scantily clad angel?

She’s also playing into that crappy stereotype that women are jealous of other women who might be better looking or more successful or whatever it is she’s on about. Really, Krista? I mean, c’mon – try being a role model for once! It’s bad enough you let your then 16-year-old baby marry some creepy old man; now you’re crying over the fact that other grown men won’t be able to jerk off to her via Facebook.