We Can’t Be The Only Ones Who Want To Punch The #ChristmasJammies Parents In The Face

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You know how every season there’s always one or two families who send you a Christmas opus of each family member’s individual accomplishments for the year? Everyone has a few of those friends, don’t they? Well, the Holderness family didn’t think it would be enough just to annoy the shit out of their own family and friends, so they made a viral video to subject the entire Internet to their #HumblebragChristmas  #ChristmasJammies.

We’ve decided to spare you from watching the whole video by just pulling out some of the best #humblebrags. Here goes:

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Warning: If you don’t already hate them from looking at the above screenshot, maybe this post isn’t for you.

Humblebrag #1 – We bought a new Prius.

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Check it out, we just bought a Prius, B, and it matches these – perfectly.

Their jammies match their Prius.

Humblebrag #2 – Our grade schooler ran a triathlon.

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She can also count to 100 in Chinese. She’s adorable. We don’t make fun of kids. We’re not horrible people. Good job, Lola!

Humblebrag #3 – Mom was in Ironman 3

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‘Nuff said.

Humblebrag #4 – Mom competed in Ironman

Screen Shot 2013-12-16 at 1.21.30 PMEven though she got punched in the face at the start of the race she still finished in (something I can’t make out, but I assure you it rhymes). 

Humblebrag #5 – Double Stroller/ Neighborhood of Mansions

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Can anyone say, “American Dream?”

Humblebrag #6 – Dad’s Humblebrag-stravaganza

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Dad did so many amazing things this year -they had to be framed in a multiple choice question. Answer? All of the above!

Here’s the whole video if you think you can bear it.