Chrissy Teigen Went Crazy Buying Baby Halloween Costumes, and Instagram is a Cuter Place Because of it

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It’s Halloween! And while that means dodging drunk college students in blackface and people dressed as “Robbery Victim Kim Kardashian,” it also means it’s time for the parents of the world to start dressing up their babies in baby Halloween costumes, and that’s a precious time. A parent only gets a few Halloweens to dress up their spawn as whatever cute thing they want, because by the time a child is around three or so, they start being able to say things like, “I want to be Elsa from Frozen,” and you never get to dress them up in cute baby Halloween costumes again.

Supermodel and Twitter hero Chrissy Teigen is using her time wisely, cramming as many cute baby Halloween costumes onto her new daughter, Luna, as she can.

First, Luna was a hotdog. Luna did not look impressed, and her mournful “Why me?” face made it even cuter.

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A hot dog was a good choice, especially considering Teigen is a cookbook author and a big fan of food and photographing her food. But it turns out the hot dog is not Luna’s only costume this year.

“You can’t possibly think I only bought the hot dog,” Teigen wrote next, as she posted a video of Luna dressed as a peacock.

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Chrissy Teigen might have gone a liiiiiiiiitle bit crazy at the costume shop, because Luna also has a Minnie Mouse costume and a Disney Princess pumpkin. This is probably the best use of money I’ve seen from a rich and famous celebrity all year. Everyone should stop photographing Birkins and start spending all their money on toddler Halloween costumes. It’s probably the fastest way to make the world a better place.

I mean, look at this!

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“Please help, I can’t stop!” Teigen wrote.

Luna’s last costume was a banana, but I would bet good money that Teigen has at least one other costume tucked away to debut on actual Halloween.

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These are all pretty cute. I can’t pick a favorite! For me, it’s either the hot dog or the banana. Which is your favorite?

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(Photos: Instagram/Chrissy Teigen)