15 Things Moms Would Change About Their Husbands, If They Could

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Hygienic habits


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Please stop leaving your mustache hairs in my sink where I brush my teeth, and would it kill you to not leave your toenail clippings on the coffee table. There are some things that could cause a divorce, and this just might be one of those things. Basic hygiene in a hygienic way that is not disgusting, and offensive is others is important. I don’t recall the vows love, honor, clean up your mustache hairs and not complain about stepping on your rogue toenail clippings being part of the deal. I did not and would not agree to that. Rogue toenail clippings are about 1000% more irritating and painful than any LEGO or Polly Pocket ever was.

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