15 Things Moms Would Change About Their Husbands, If They Could
Sneezes like a hurricane
A man who sneezes loudly is terrifying. Fully aware this sounds petty, but youâ€™re not getting the full effect of what weâ€™re talking about here. This guy is 6â€™5â€ and has a loud booming voice all the time, but when he sneezes, it sounds like a nuclear bomb is going off. It literally hurts peopleâ€™s ears when he sneezes, and as sneezes come on rather quickly and powerfully, it scares the *hit out of people. It makes people mad because they get so startled. Itâ€™s the fight or flight reaction. Just imagine, youâ€™re minding your own business doing whatever it is that you do at your house and your husband decides to throw a stick of dynamite at you for no good reason at all. Thatâ€™s my husband sneezing. We wish there was a way we could get a warning so that we could brace ourselves but as you canâ€™t control sneezes, weâ€™ll take a little scary sneeze in exchange for a lifetime with the Big Guy.