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8 Adorable Cats That F&*king Hate Your Baby

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There is a quality about cats that I have always loved – their ability to set boundaries. They aren’t taking your shit, okay? And they don’t care if you spent nearly ten months growing a human in your womb — that’s your problem. This new addition to the family is seriously throwing off the feng-shui of the cat castle.

In cat terms, MEOOOW — your baby fucking sucks. Why did you bring that thing into this house? What have you done, stupid human? There was absolutely nothing wrong with our pre-baby living arrangement. The biological clock is a construct of the patriarchy, you puppet.

1. Keep giggling and running, stupid baby.

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2. This is my bed you little shit.

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3. Get your dumb baby face off my wicker throne.

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4. Just keep twirling, you little idiot.

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