Fresh From The Maternity Ward, Camila McConaughey’s Post-Baby Body Is Here To Be Scrutinized Over

Camila McConaughey has been the tabloid’s post-baby body favorite for awhile now. Remember, this is the lady who famously turned a bandage dress into maternity wear. But now that Matthew McConaughey‘s wife has cranked out three kids — yet still looks like a conventionally attractive woman — the rags are salivating. How can this dichotomy exist?

Eight weeks ago, Camila McConaughey and Matthew welcomed their third child. The 31-year model reportedly “made a triumphant return to the red carpet,” given that she still fits standard bangable bill. Of course, her triumphant return has nothing to do with her work, her profession, or even anything to do with her career. It has entirely everything to do with how she looks in two outfits:

The new mom-of-three — son Livingston was born on Dec. 28 — debuted her gorgeous post-baby curves in a body-hugging black pantsuit at the QVC Red Carpet Style event Friday in Beverly Hills.

And on Saturday, she showed off a little leg in a coral embellished Escada gown paired with a white snakeskin clutch, blush platform pumps and H.Stern jewels while attending the Independent Spirit Awards with husband Matthew.

Nice try there with “gorgeous post-baby curves,” People magazine. But you’re still right up there with the Daily Mail‘s backhanded compliments about Kim Kardashian‘s “blossoming” figure and “new curves.” How about not helping yourself to a big old helping of daily lady body inspection?

(photo: Apega/WENN.com)