That Brad And Angelina Sex Dungeon For Grown Up Time Sadly Doesn’t Exist

brad pitt angelina jolieI suppose it’s difficult to imagine that even the always smouldering Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have to spice things up every once and a while. Then again, they do have six children so I’m sure they’re not immune to a hypothetical marital slump. Still, despite as we may to sexualize the parents in elaborate Fifty Shades of Grey-inspired getaways or kinky sex rooms in their homes, those fantasies seem to be for just us mere mortals. Not the actual sexcapades of the elite Brangelina.

Gossip Cup reports that the “webloid” Showbiz Spy claims that the couple have a kinky “sex shack” in a converted fisherman’s cottage in their home in France. I guess you would need more than Pottery Barn to outfit that one properly. The outlet claims:

”The den cost around $50,000 and is sound-proofed, contains a bed, a chest full of sex toys and a sex swing with stirrups,” explains Showbiz Spy.

Good to know!

A ”source” tells the site, ”They disappear down there, telling their kids they’re going out for some fresh air. Brad comes back looking like the cat that got the cream and they are giggly for the rest of the day.”

But the French sex dungeon à la Story of O has been debunked by Gossip Cop who connected with “an actual source close to the couple.” That isn’t to say the mother and father aren’t in possession of a few sex toys or that maybe they do have a swing that they break out on special occasions — although that was not confirmed either.

It seems that ever since kinky sex was culturally deemed mainstream mom appropriate thanks to E.L. James, there is never a shortage of kinky parents testing out their silver balls and various anal accoutrements. Sadly this MILFy/DILFy pair just doesn’t seem to be one of them.

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