People Think Beyonce Is Pregnant Based On The Novel Tactic Of Assessing How Her Stomach Looks In Dresses

Oh to be a celebrity lady and have your entire childbearing years be constantly assessed and scrutinized for that possible baby bump. Is it here? Is it there? Is it under that big fancy print dress that you wore to the Met Gala that your BFF Gwyneth Paltrow will never ever be attending again? Inquiring and completely entitled misogynistic minds are dying to know, Beyonce!

The New York Post reports that Beyonce has kept to her “Good Morning America” word and is pregnant again. The sibling for 15-month-old Blue Ivy is in the works, according to those close to the Grammy-winning mother:

Music insiders are chattering about Beyonce expecting her second child with husband Jay-Z. Multiple sources told us after the Met Gala last week that the singer, who is currently in the middle of a world tour, is pregnant. Bey wore a Givenchy gown with a high, belted waist that carefully camouflaged her midsection, but pictures have emerged on blogs of what looks like a baby bump from recent tour dates.

Of course, this pregnancy assessment all comes down to the decisions of her stylist — the one who presumely decided on a high-waisted belt-whats-it knee-high boots combo. Beyonce certainly wouldn’t be the first woman to specifically style herself with a concealed pregnancy in mind. But her rumored second pregnancy is yet another example of how all it takes to set off a pregnancy rumor in HollyLand is belt placement.

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