Jay-Z Candidly Updates Us On Beyonce’s Uterus
People magazine reports that Jay-Z had a chat with E! Online in which he laid out a whopping negative:
“Not tonight,” he said, “not in nine months absolutely not.” And just in case there were any further doubts, the rapper added, “Not in one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight or nine months.”
I’m sure all the other rabid uterus watchers (i.e. paparazzos) appreciate the timeline as they’re still probably fixated on Beyonce’s every glass of water and flowy blouse. The Knowles usually don’t address such pregnancy rumors, even dating back to those surrogacy whispers following a somewhat questionable TV appearance. Maybe the couple is looking to get ahead of such narratives this time around. Which brings us to a nine-month projection calendar accompanied with a resounding “no!”
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