Epic Comments Of The Week From Mommyish Readers

Some of the best things I have ever read on this site have been in the comments section – by readers. We have an amazing community of readers that make us all laugh out loud on a regular basis, so we thought we would start a round up of the best reader responses of the week and make greeting cards out of them to honor our witty friends. I know some of you may be sick of the eecards, but it’s so over I thought it might be cool again. I love them. I love you guys. It seemed like a perfect marriage.

Some of these are from last week too, but from here on out we plan on making it a weekly roundup. Thanks for being so damn funny.

Gangle, 10 Reasons To Have An Abortion – Illustrated By Adorable Cats  Yes, Gangle – I think that’s fair.

alice, Hot Mom Maria Kang Gets Post-Baby Body Shamed Because She Is Hot “Sea of bitches” may be the best thing I’ve heard this year.

Noitall, 10 Vagina Cakes For Baby Showers That Are Disturbing And Awesome Noitall does not get sarcasm. He/she was responding to an epic joke another commenter made: “Well, I would hope everyone knows that a vagina is a female reproductive organ and a vulva is a Swedish car renowned for it’s safety features. BTW, you should never take your vulva off road. You don’t want to spend a few hours clearing cockle burrs out of your mud flaps.” You really should go look at the interaction.

spunkysmum, Because there is always someone on the Internet ready to out-condescend even the most condescending comments. I call them “the great equalizers.” This was in response to the comment right above.

CMJ, 10 Reasons To Have An Abortion – Illustrated By Adorable Cats Ahh, yes. This was in response to a reader who claimed he had friends who had survived botched abortions as fetuses.

theTwistedmelon, 10 Vagina Cakes For Baby Showers That Are Disturbing And Awesome Vagina cakes of course. I couldn’t fit the end of the quote on the card, but it’s priceless. The whole quote is this: “this is intolerable filth. #idiocracy . the minds behind these ideas are sick devil worshipping degenerates and they should not be able to put this dark garbage amongst our families [baby showers that typically involve young children, nanas, HUMANS]” The bolding for emphasis is mine.

jessica, I’m Irrelevant And Normal And I Don’t Do Anything I Want To Do And That’s OK I love this for the same reason I love Eve’s story – because, I like it when people say, Fuck it. This is my life and I’m happy.

Can’t wait to read all the responses this week! Maybe kitty memes are in our future… All of the above images were made on someecards.com.

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