18 Dads Who Hilariously Summed Up Fatherhood In A Single Tweet
When you know the odds of something like this happening again are really, really rare.
You have probably discovered the difficult reality that the chances of your kids doing something you want are extremely rare. And the more times you ask, those small odds decrease significantly. Sigh. This dad knows that the moment that just took place is really precious. He can see the stars have aligned for an all-too-brief period and he literally wants to bank on it by buying a lottery ticket. The question is whether winning the lottery would make fatherhood easier. Or, would all the cash make no difference? Would trying to control your kids be as useless as ever? We suspect more of the latter.