18 Dads Who Hilariously Summed Up Fatherhood In A Single Tweet

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Could we just play a recording of all the phrases?

Being a dad involves saying the same things over, and over, and over, and over — and you get the idea. There are key phrases that enter a father’s vocabulary after their kid enters the world. It will get to a point where the dad will say the phrases so much he won’t even realize he’s saying them. He will also find it difficult to remember a time when he didn’t say “do not touch that” and “No, really five minutes.” Do the kids listen? Not a chance. That is why you find yourself having to repeat things. It can seem like you’re stuck in Groundhog Day, but with more diapers and food being spit out.

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