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10 Ways Being A Mother Is Like Being A Waitress
I did my duty as a waitress and bartender for ten years. I’d like to think that it gave me a great work ethic and a few fun stories to tell at parties. Little did I know that my time in the service industry would prepare me perfectly for motherhood.
It’s eerie how being a waitress can be exactly like being a mother—a thankless job indeed:
1. Even when you ask for help, you’re always in the weeds.
2. You must be an expert at multitasking.
3. You have to deal with picky eaters day in and day out.
Picky little bitches who ask for their meat not to touch their potatoes are part of the gig—and that’s just the customers. At home, a normal day is a toddler demanding to eat only white food or popsicles for dinner. Same-same.
4. Even when a customer is a total asshole, you’re trained to grin and bear it.
This perfectly describes how I feel about my toddler during a tantrum.
5. There’s always sidework at the end of your shift.