14 Sex Toys That Are So Beautiful, You’ll Want to Leave Them Out on Your Nightstand
Listen ladies, let’s be real: even if you’ve got a partner who scratches your itches, you should have a little something in your nightstand. There’s just nothing quite like ringing your own bell, you know what I mean? Or maybe you and your partner like to play with toys together. Even better! Gone are the days of hiding your dick-shaped dildo in the bottom drawer. Sex toys have evolved quite a bit, and the latest in self-love toys are actually really pretty. Trust me when I tell you, you won’t want to hide these toys away. Just maybe, you know, out of reach of your kids.
1. These dildos prove that empowered women should be anything but discreet.
Etsy shop LeLuv make gorgeous dildos that would compliment any bedroom decor, like this set of fists. The material is “hypoallergenic, phthalate free, non-porous, non-latex, compatible with all lubricants and will not melt in high heat.” The shop says they’re nearly indestructible too, which sounds like a challenge, tbh.
2. Sex toys can be wearable, like this simply stunning vibrator necklace.
The Vesper is a gorgeous piece of jewelry that’ll get you off after you take it off. It comes in three finishes (gold, rose gold, and silver), and can be charged through any USB port. With four speeds and two modes (pulsing and constant), the Vesper is also whisper-quiet. I want one immediately.
3. More in gorgeous wearable sex toys: check out this stunning pendant.
UK-based company Wisp is developing intimate wearables for women that focus on relaxation and sensual triggers. Gonna be awkward when everyone grabs it as it hangs around your neck to tell you how pretty it is.
4. This little beaut takes oral stimulation to a whole new level.
Looking for a little oral stimulation but haven’t figured out how to fold your body in half and give it to yourself? The Ora 2 by Lelo is there for you, now and always. And I’m sorry, JUST LOOK AT IT. Have you ever seen a more gorgeous sex toy? Because I have not.
5. For some partner play, check out this c*ck ring by Lelo.
Now listen: I would wear that as an actual ring! The Tor 2 is a couple’s ring that is sleek, stylish, and gets the job done.
6. Speaking of beautiful c*ck rings… (I love my job, you guys.)
LeLuv coming in hot with another gorgeous pleasure toy. These cock rings come in 21 (!!!) colors and five different sizes. Don’t be surprised if your great aunt Karen asks where you got the pretty napkin rings.
7. Put these Ben Wa Balls in a little dish on your nightstand.
I mean, I guess you could call them “Kegel balls” if you want. But we all know what Ben Wa Balls are REALLY good for, and this set is almost too pretty to use. (Almost. Use them.)
8. Is it a paperweight? Is it a butt plug? It’s anyone’s guess!
The best sex toys are the ones that make you go, issssssss … that a sex toy? Keep ’em guessing with this simple yet stunning glass butt plug from Lovehoney.
9. Probably just bookmark LeLuv’s Etsy page and subscribe to updates.
A little collection of these butt beads would totally look like a piece of home decor.
10. An edible wax candle that no one will be able to tell is an actual edible wax candle.
If you leave the lid off, everyone will think it’s just a regular ol’ candle. Little do they know this candle from Lovehoney is made of lickable, edible wax, and you’ve been using it to light a fire in the bedroom.
11. Well, the Pixie is just absolutely adorable, isn’t it?
Not going to lie, when I first saw the Pixie, I thought it was one of the face cleansing things (spoiler alert: it’s for your clit, not your face). And given that it’s waterproof, you can leave it in the shower after you stimulate yourself and no one would be the wiser.
12. Sometimes the best sex toys look NOTHING like sex toys and are also hilarious.
No one is going to wonder why you have a rubber duckie next to the tub. This little guy blends right in, and with three speeds, it will knock your socks right off. Can we also appreciate for a moment that it’s called I Rub My Duckie?
13. “Oh, is that a new lipstick?” “Not … exactly.”
Hi, BIG FAN of pocket vibes. This one on Amazon looks like a tube of lipstick, and at just over 3 inches long, is perfect for travel. It’s so sleek, no one will know it’s not for your mouth.
14. This incline pillow will get you into some new and exciting positions, and fits right in among your decorative pillows.
This heart wedge pillow on Amazon is perfect for hiking up your hips so your partner can hit allllllllll the right spots. Cover is removable and machine washable, which is obviously super important if you wanna rest your face on it at some point.
Sex toys have come a long way, baby! (Pun and it stays.) These pretty little toys will get you off, while still being pleasing to the eye. Get you a little something pretty for your pretty. Sex toys totally count as self-care, ladies.