15 Halloween Costumes You Definitely Shouldnâ€™t Dress Your Kids In
There are so many Halloween costumes for kids out there, it can be hard to decide on the perfect one for your child. We’re just a few days away, and to help with the decision-making, hereâ€™s a list of costumes that you should definitely avoid at all costs – not only for your childâ€™s social health but for their mental health as well. Enjoy!
1. Wriggly Mortie the Undead Clown
If regular clowns donâ€™t give your kids nightmares, this one is guaranteed to.
2. Punk Devil
Dressing as the most evil being in the history of evil isnâ€™t bad enough for your child? Okay, then make it punk too, I guess.
3. Queen Elizabeth IÂ
Because kids love to dress up as British world leaders from the Elizabethan Era.
4. Fairy Capes
Now Iâ€™m no â€œFairy Capeâ€ expert, but these costumes look like penises to me.
5. Zombie Football Player
Yeah, this is a great idea if you donâ€™t want to encourage athletics or being a team player.
6. Victorian Goth Girl
Because if your daughter wants to be a Goth girl, this is a great way to â€œfrump it up.â€ Sheâ€™s going to love this costume!
7.Â French Fries
Encourage poor eating habits while also encouraging kids to bully the crap out of your child.
Because if thereâ€™s something little girls like more than having snakes for hair, itâ€™s being so ugly sheâ€™ll turn people to stone.
9. Thing 1 and Thing 2
This is an easy way to cultivate identity issues in twins: dress them up as â€œthingsâ€ that nobody can tell apart.
10.Â Puttinâ€™ on the Ritz Skeleton