Getting Married Just Because You’re Pregnant Is A Terrible Idea: Updated For 2023
When my husband and I found out that we were pregnant, the very first thing that people asked us…
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Your Kid Is Probably A Totally Different Person Around Their Friends
Yesterday, we had a play date at this house. It seems pretty banal but it’s kind of a huge…
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If You Think Your Kid Is Expensive, Try Raising Calvin From ‘Calvin And Hobbes’
My favorite comic strip as a kid was, hands down, Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson. It’s also pretty shelf-stable….
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It’s Totally Okay To Feel Uncomfortable Breastfeeding In Public
I think by now it’s pretty clear that Mommyish as a whole is pretty “pro-boobies anywhere” when it comes…
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This Motherhood Utility Vest Will Ensure That You Never Get Taken Seriously Or Have Sex Again
Does your baby like toys? Does your baby like you? Do you like not having sex and shredding the…
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I Park In Family Spaces Even When I’m Out Solo
Hello, everyone. I am that douchebag. You probably know me as the woman who parks her car in the “reserved…
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7 Things Girls Gone Wild‘s Joe Francis Will Probably Do Now That He’s A Father Of Girls
This morning I heard that Joe Francis had welcomed twin baby girls with his girlfriend and my first thought…
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8 Stock Photos Of Dads That Are Completely Perplexed By Their Children
Stock photos are essentially the best thing ever. You type in a few words, and up pops an embarrassment…
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North Carolina Schools Forget They Aren’t Churches, Teach Creationism As Fact
Did we learn nothing from the whole, “if you hand out Bibles you have to hand out Satanic activity…
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I Am A Proud Slacker Mom When It Comes To School Volunteering
I have never volunteered at my child’s school. Okay, that’s a bold faced lie. I did volunteer once, at…
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GOP Douche Thinks That Forcing Women To Find Illegal Abortions Is Compassionate
Reince Priebus, RNC chairman and noted douchebag, is peeing on all of our heads and insisting that it’s raining….
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10 Of TV’s Best Fictional DGAF Moms
When some people think of fictional moms, their minds go straight to the Carol Bradys and June Cleavers of…
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Trick-Or-Treating With Your Infant Is A Big Annoying Waste Of Time
I happen to believe that you don’t get too old for Halloween. I mean, too old to trick-or-treat, sure,…
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Stop Using Jesus As An Excuse To Hit Your Kids
In the wake of everything that’s been in the news lately about what does and does not constitute appropriate…
