All posts by Theresa Edwards
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Your Kid Is Probably A Totally Different Person Around Their Friends
Listening to my child when she thought she wasn't being observed was an excellent reminder that kids change...
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If You Think Your Kid Is Expensive, Try Raising Calvin From ‘Calvin And Hobbes’
My favorite comic strip as a kid was, hands down, Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson. It's also...
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It’s Totally Okay To Feel Uncomfortable Breastfeeding In Public
I think by now it's pretty clear that Mommyish as a whole is pretty "pro-boobies anywhere" when it...
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This Motherhood Utility Vest Will Ensure That You Never Get Taken Seriously Or Have Sex Again
Does your baby like toys? Does your baby like you? Do you like not having sex and shredding...
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I Park In Family Spaces Even When I’m Out Solo
Hello, everyone. I am that douchebag. You probably know me as the woman who parks her car in...
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7 Things Girls Gone Wild‘s Joe Francis Will Probably Do Now That He’s A Father Of Girls
This morning I heard that Joe Francis had welcomed two twin baby girls with his girlfriend and my...
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8 Stock Photos Of Dads That Are Completely Perplexed By Their Children
According to stock photography, dads are bumbling idiots who wouldn't know their own baby's poop chute from a...
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North Carolina Schools Forget They Aren’t Churches, Teach Creationism As Fact
Did we learn nothing from the whole, "if you hand out Bibles you have to hand out Satanic...
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I Am A Proud Slacker Mom When It Comes To School Volunteering
Some moms and dads are great classroom volunteers. They are kind and patient and have some kind of...
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GOP Douche Thinks That Forcing Women To Find Illegal Abortions Is Compassionate
Reince Priebus, RNC chairman and noted douchebag, is peeing on all of our heads and insisting that it's...
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10 Of TV’s Best Fictional DGAF Moms
When some people think of ficitional moms, their minds go straight to the Carol Bradys and June Cleavers...
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Trick-Or-Treating With Your Infant Is A Big Annoying Waste Of Time
Obviously, my problem lies with parents of infants and not infants themselves. Everyone knows what you're up to....
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Stop Using Jesus As An Excuse To Hit Your Kids
In the wake of everything that's been in the news lately about what does and does not constitute...
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I Have No Idea How To Hire A Babysitter
Of all of the things I've learned to do as a parent; potty train youngsters, suction mucus, breastfeed...