10 Thoughts I Had During My Week-Long Pregnancy Scare
When my period was a few days late, I noticed right away and immediately went into pregnancy scare mode….
Are You There, Moms? It’s Me, Idiot How Do You Have Sex While Co-Sleeping?
Are You There, Moms? It’s Me, Idiot is an ongoing series dedicated to helping one very well-intentioned and dumb future-parent…
Are You There, Moms? It’s Me, Idiot How Do You Deal With Sibling Rivalry?
While there’s nothing inherently better about being an only child or having siblings, I am endlessly grateful that I…
10 Hobby Lobby Products That Could Double As Sex Toys
In case you were living under a rock for the past week and missed the whole Hobby Lobby debacle,…
Are You There, Moms? It’s Me, Idiot What If You Don’t Like Your Kid?
Are You There, Moms? It’s Me, Idiot is an ongoing series dedicated to helping one very well-intentioned and dumb future-parent…
7 Ways To Hack Your Kids To Make Your Life Easier
Children these days are almost completely uselessthey just drain all your money and resources while defecating on everything in…
Are You There, Moms? It’s Me, Idiot How Did You Know Whether Or Not You Wanted To Become A Parent?
Are You There, Moms? It’s Me, Idiot is an ongoing series dedicated to helping one very well-intentioned and dumb future-parent…
10 Things More Uncomfortable Than Giving Your Kids The Talk
From what I’ve gathered from pop culture and being the child of parents, parents seem to live in constant…
Are You There, Moms? It’s Me, Idiot How Do You Explain An Estranged Grandparent To Your Children?
Are You There, Moms? It’s Me, Idiot is an ongoing series dedicated to helping one very well-intentioned and dumb future-parent…
50 Reasons Why I’m Qualified To Judge You And Your Family
After my extensive research of parenting (asking you all inane questions that mostly betray my own naivete and insecurity), I’ve…
Are You There, Moms? It’s Me, Idiot Who Does The Most Parenting, You Or Your Partner?
Are You There, Moms? It’s Me, Idiot is an ongoing series dedicated to helping one very well-intentioned and dumb future-parent…
Please Talk To Your Teens About Birth Control, Even If It Makes You Uncomfortable
Although I’m not a parent, I understand the awkwardness of discussing sex with children, because I was recently a…
Are You There, Moms? It’s Me, Idiot What’s The Grossest Birth Story You’ve Ever Heard?
Are You There, Moms? It’s Me, Idiot is an ongoing series dedicated to helping one very well-intentioned and dumb future-parent…
If You Still Think We Don’t Need Feminism, I Don’t Ever Want To Speak To You Again
When news broke of the misogyny-driven mass shooting at UC Santa Barbara last week, I closed my computer, left my…