7 Wildly Unnecessary Easter Treats to Frighten Your Family
Prior to the reign of Pinterest, holidays were boring occasions filled with normal looking food and generic decor. Now,…
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7 Things Every Mom Actually Needs In Her Purse
Motherhood makes a veritable Mary Poppins of us all. There are so many things one must acquire and so…
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High School Graduation Sets World Record For Most Offensive Dress Code Rules
Stories have been circulating for weeks about sexist school dress codes and the awesome, progressive young people who are…
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Kids Have The Right To Laugh At Kids’ Movies, Even If You Don’t Like It
Kids’ movies are universally enjoyable these days, but that doesn’t change the fact that they’re intended for children. The…
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Parent Runs To News With Scandalous Report: Teacher Uses Pinterest, Drinks Wine
The most mind-blowing moment of my 7-year-old life was seeing my teacher tending bar at a local restaurant during…
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Once Your Kid Grows Up, It Doesn’t Matter What You Did When They Were A Baby
When you’re a first-time mom, every decision you make for your new baby seems like the most important one…
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Televangelist Says Masturbation Gives You Pregnant Hands, This Is Somehow Not A Joke
For some reason, people will say almost anything to try to keep your hands out of your own pants….
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The Lazy Mom’s Summer Bucket List
Summer time is (almost) here and that means it’s time to break out your detailed summer bucket lists and…
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Students Release 72,000 Ladybugs Inside School In Most Obnoxious Senior Prank Ever
Senior pranks are a time-honored tradition, but you bet I’d be pissed if my high schooler pulled something like…
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Watch Your Nightmares Come Alive As This Bounce House Flies Off With Kids Inside
Bounce houses are the latest in seemingly fun kids things that are actually insanely terrifying, and someday our kids…
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Racist Coward Sends Anonymous Hate Mail Telling Black Family To Move Away
It’s normal to hear from neighbors welcoming you to the neighborhood or keeping you abreast of events in the…
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Hot Car Deaths Are Horrific Accidents, So Stop Being So Judgmental
Every year as the weather gets warmer we start seeing stories about kids being accidentally left in the car….
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7 Motivational Posters Written By My Toddler
Kids say the darndest things, especially when they’re sassy toddlers with a questionable grasp on the English language. I…
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This Girl’s Birthday Party Got Pooped On, And You’d Cry Too If It Happened To You
Think about the all the things that could possibly ruin a 16th birthday party. You’re probably imagining a party…
