Why Back To School Is My Ultimate Mommy Downer
My kids used to be really excited about going back to school. But as they got older and graduated…
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I’m Cyberstalking My Kid While He’s At Camp
When my 9-year old son told me he wanted to go to sleepover camp, I didn’t think twice about…
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What Your Choice Of Summer Camp Says About You
When summertime finally comes around, what could be better than packing off your children and sending them off to…
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Teachers Gifts: Offering To Organize The Class Present Was A Bad Idea
The end of the school year is fast approaching and with it talks of gifts. Not ”Do you or…
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The New Playground Discussion: Silver Balls, Butt Plugs & ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’
I’ve always learned a lot from doing the school run. Between all the parents (mostly moms) in various stages…
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If I Weren’t So Embarrassed, I Would Totally Use A Leash On My Runaway Child
Since having kids, I’ve been freaked out by traffic. Parking lots, busy streets, even driveways have become safety hazards…
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Little League Litigation: When Hockey Dads Act Like Children, Nobody Wins
In our world, Little League is run by parents, for kids. Whether hockey, soccer, basketball or baseball, competitive ”house”…
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My Nanny Left And I Became A Guilt-Free Supermom Temporarily
When our nanny of three years announced she was going back home to the Philippines to see her family,…
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Love & Sex Week: Pregnant Sex Was The Best Sex Of My Life
”Fuck me”¦ I’m pregnant” was my reaction after watching the thin pink line creep across and stay on the…
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Gift-Giving Hell: What’s A Modern Family To Do?
’Tis better to give than to receive, the old adage goes. But when it’s holiday time and you have…
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These F@#kin’ Kids Have Potty Mouths (And They Learned It From Their Parents)
The first time my oldest son inadvertently said the F-word, we thought it was hilarious. And when my middle…
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Nanny’s Boy: Third Children Rarely Get Our Attention
When I was pregnant with our third child, people warned me that the jump from two kids to three…
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The New Mommyjackers: ‘My Kid Is Worse Than Yours!’
As parents, we can’t help but be proud of our children’s accomplishments. Whether they’ve conquered toilet training, mastered the…
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I (Barely) Survived The Sex Talk With My Three Boys
When we think of learning, we think ABCs, 1-2-3s, and, at our house, the birds and the bees. We…
