8 Ways Toddlers Are Like Jedis
Just because your little Padawan hasn’t trained at the academy yet doesn’t mean you can’t already tell that the force is strong with this one. In honor of Star Wars day(May the 4th be with you), here’s eight ways little kids are already Jedi masters.
1. They have precognition.
You can be on different floors with three closed doors between you, but when you open a bag of chips your child appears seconds later. Coincidence? I think not.
2. They have super agility.
Jedis can manipulate the speed at which they fall, which explains why your kid walked away unharmed from that swan dive off the monkey bars that made your heart leap into your throat.
Three minutes ago they were wailing over an admittedly bad bump on the head, now they’re back to running in circles.
4. They have the power of mind control.
You know that they really shouldn’t watch anymore television or have another cookie, but one deep gaze into their eyes has you agreeing with them before you realize what just happened.