30 Things Parents Celebrate Other Than Christmas
During the holiday season, I have at times contemplated the term “to celebrate.” For some, celebrating means quietly rejoicing with happiness over good news or a fortuitous event. For others, celebrating means loudly rejoicing with happiness over good news or a fortuitous event. The dictionary says it is:
to publicly acknowledge (a significant or happy day or event) with a social gathering or enjoyable activity.
Here are things 30 things parents celebrate other than Christmas.
1: The day their baby is born
2: The first day of school
3: The day their baby’s umbilical stump falls off and they weren’t the one to find it
4: When the dog eats the cat’s vomit so they don’t have to clean it up
5: When a new episode of Scandal Is on
6: When the baby sleeps past six in the morning
7: When someone at the grocery lets them go ahead in line
8: When they are able to fix the garbage disposal with a broom handle
9: When they find a beer hiding in the back of the refrigerator
10: When their kid doesn’t have a cavity at the dental checkup
11: When they find a forgotten 20 dollars in their coat pocket
12: When the pregnancy test comes back negative
13: When garbage bags are on sale
14: When their kid has a good parent teacher/conference
15: When it’s Taco Tuesday
16: When they remember to pay the electric bill before it gets shut off
17:When no kids use the F word in front of grandma
18: When the kids go to bed on time
19: When someone remembers to replace the toilet paper roll
20: When the car starts in winter
21: When there is just enough detergent left to finish the laundry
22: When no one is bleeding
23: When the Play-doh dries out
24: Tax refund time
25: When it was dry scalp, and not head lice
27: When they remember to restock the diaper bag
28: When someone offers to take the kids for the night
29: When they can finally throw out the potty seat
30: When the stain comes off the sofa upholstery
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