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10 Things Moms Should Never Be Caught Wearing In Public

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As we all know, once a woman hits her expiration date by turning 30 or popping out a child, she has to be careful what she wears out in public. Here are a few of the fashion no-no’s you’ll definitely want to avoid!

1. Radium watches.

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The glow-in-the-dark face is both cool and convenient, but the radiation poisoning might make you late for that PTA meeting or play date.

2. The t-shirt of the band whose concert you’re currently attending.

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Don’t be that guy.

3. A miniskirt (made of human skin).

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It’s absolutely fine to show your legs off after you have kids! Just don’t do it while showing off what used to be someone else’s legs.

4. An iron maiden.

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Medieval torture devices: not even once.

5. An old-timey diving suit.

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The helmet will make it hard for you to check your blind spot while driving, or to look both ways before crossing the street.

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