10 Onesies For Your Cute Little Baby Geek

You can find a lot of truly horrifying baby gear on Etsy, but if you know where to look, there are some great goodies out there, too. And if your idea of ‘great goodies’ happens to coincide with ‘extremely geeky’, we have some suggestions for where to start …

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I don’t really want my kids to grow up in the Game of Thrones world, but I do want my daughter to bestride the narrow world like a colossus Khaleesi. I just hope she doesn’t want Daenerys’s fancy double-braid hairdo once her cute little baby-mullet grows out.

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This is ridiculously dorky and I like it very much and I don’t know why. (Actually, I do: it’s because I too am ridiculously dorky.)

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TINY WONDER WOMAN COMPLETE WITH SOUND EFFECTS. I hope if my kids want a tiara someday it’s because they want to dress up like a justice-loving Amazon princess.

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My children are fluent in Wookiee, tribble, and whatever language the phrase “MUH MUH MUH MUH NA NA DUH?” originates from.

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It’s not a coincidence that my son tried to bite his sister’s finger off over a pacifier at bedtime tonight.

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A little more understated than the full stars-stripes-and-tiara regalia, but still gets the message across: I am Wonder Woman, hear me roar.

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I’m still anxiously awaiting my Hogwarts letter, but the odds are increasingly not in my favor. (It’s been a long time since age 11.) Maybe the kids will have better luck … they’d better be Ravenclaws, though.

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This shirt is called “Little Miss Vader”, and it is my new favorite thing in the world. Sorry, chocolate and yoga pants.

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While looking for Star Trek onesies, I became irrationally enraged over how many things tagged as “Star Trek” were actually Star Wars-themed instead. The existence of this onesie soothed much of my anger, though.

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Unfortunately, I think my kids are Boromir, because they keep making the questionable decision to wear the rings (as bracelets — these don’t resize like the true One Ring). Watch out for Orcs, kids.

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Bonus round: not actually a onesie, but irresistible anyway. Excelsior!

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